Sunday, July 11, 2010

Funny One Liners

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic, and 200 million to make a film about it.

Hard work never killed anybody - But why take the risk!

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

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